Oh Lord, give me strength!

Dear G-man,

Please give me strength not to kill my husband. Some days I could just grab him by the ears and attempt to shake some sense into him....

Last night he watered our palm tree/plant for 9 fucking hours! Yes, you read that right, 9 hours. This isn't the first time he has forgotten to turn off the hose either. I don't get why he feels the need to water the frigging thing twice a day. Its a tropical plant, and used to getting only a smidge of water a day, if any at all!

He's going to kill it with all this over-watering, and he dosen't believe me...(hmmmm maybe I should just get it over with and kill it now)

Ugh, he drives me nuts some days, It's always one thing or another, you know?

Say hi to Mary for me....